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Tired of everything going your way?
In a rut with the same old same old 'someone up there really likes me' kind of days?
How many times do you need to hear "I'm so proud of you, you're doing so well" before you just want to scream?
Just wait, and The Universe can take it all away!
That's right! Just sit back and relax while The Universe reminds you that crappy days are here again!
So the next time you feel like a barefooted Irishman in a pasture of fresh cowpies, let The Universe know by whistling a happy tune, and The Universe will make sure to take away those shoes you were so lucky not to wearin' today!
The Universe, Blowing Up Worlds Since The Beginning of Time (tm).
THIS MESSAGE PAID FOR BY CITIZENS FOR UNIVERSAL TREATMENT
1 comment:
Love the notebook paper! And you! So good to see you here and present!
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